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united airlines United Airlines' Christmas movie "Love in Plane Sight" is as awful as you'd imagine Jennifer Sandlin

mistakes FBI concludes Niagara Falls bridge incident was just a car wreck. Ted Cruz insists it was terrorists Rob Beschizza

safety tips Firefighters demo "safe" turkey fryer — which hilariously bursts into flames (video) Carla Sinclair

airplanes Plane pandemonium: screaming woman's kidnapping claim sparks mid-air chaos (video) Mark Frauenfelder

drugs Diners sue Japanese steakhouse for serving meals tainted with meth David Pescovitz

jewelry Moissanite is the gemstone originally from meteorites that outshines diamonds in every way Mark Frauenfelder

the dumbest dictator of all Trump fawns over "smart" dictators, then forgets who Kim Jong Un is (video) Carla Sinclair

AI Microsoft's AI blunder: inappropriate poll sparks public outrage Mark Frauenfelder

lauren boebert Public penis-fondling congresswoman wants to punish trans DoD employer by cutting her salary to $1 Mark Frauenfelder

art Palm Springs AIDS memorial sculpture to be changed because residents say it looks like a giant anus David Pescovitz

MAGA propaganda Andrew Giuliani worries about imagined gender classes in school, rather than his own sick mind (video) Carla Sinclair

politics Italy's fascist, racist prime minister sues singer Brian Molko for calling her fascist, racist Rob Beschizza

deadly photo-ops Baby dolphin picked up by Florida man for Instagram photo found dead Carla Sinclair

social media Racist cow name sparks backlash at Wisconsin State Fair Mark Frauenfelder

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