carbon emissions New research shows plants absorb 31% more carbon dioxide than previously thought Ellsworth Toohey
racism Four Tops singer forced into straitjacket during a heart attack for claiming to be Four Tops singer Thom Dunn
carbon dioxide Supermarkets running out of soft drinks due to carbon dioxide shortage, possible crisis on the horizon David Pescovitz
gouging French supermarket giant Carrefour removes Pepsi, Doritos and Quaker cereals from shelves over "unacceptable price increases" Rob Beschizza
tabloids JFK's second gunman, and alien life on Earth, exposed in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
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