To make it less conspicious as society descends into chaos, I decided to paint my entire house matte black, including the roof, windows and nearby foliage. The job completed, I was left with the old dilemma of how to store the leftover paint. Thankfully, these tactical paint cans [Amazon] are inexpensive, stealthy and perfect for the job.
100% recyclable and tolerant of up to 165°, they're ready for everday-carrying multiple gallons of latex, alkyd or solvent-based paint and primer. Best of all, they're cast from food-grade polypropylene, ensuring that my paint is safe to drink at all times. Read the rest
Astrobrights sells 89gm tactical paper by the ream [Amazon] for those of us with a pressing need for large amounts of stealthy milspec cellulose-lignin sheeting in standard workplace dimensions.
P.S. The Uniball Signo Broad is the best white pen.
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Wipe away the coronapocalypse in stealthy style with Renova black toilet paper [Amazon], your everyday carry for the virus crisis. With 140 "very soft and absorbent" 3-ply sheets per 100% virgin pulp roll, you'll make short work of shite for the next few weeks — all without having to fight the army of doomshoppers raiding the tissue aisles daily at Target and Costco. Read the rest