Tactical toilet paper

Wipe away the coronapocalypse in stealthy style with Renova black toilet paper [Amazon], your everyday carry for the virus crisis. With 140 "very soft and absorbent" 3-ply sheets per 100% virgin pulp roll, you'll make short work of shite for the next few weeks — all without having to fight the army of doomshoppers raiding the tissue aisles daily at Target and Costco. Read the rest

Tactical diaper mat

Available in black, camo, "coyote brown" and "ranger green", the tactical diaper mat [Amazon] turns any battlefield location into a "fully-fledged changing station". There are extra pockets for "cargo" and foam "armor" to help the operator survive any degree of excretory mayhem.

The mat is 12" by 24" open and 8" by 12" closed. It does not have any MOLLE attachment straps, but it does have a D-ring for attachment to carabiner clips or additional supplies.

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