Video, via KENS 5, shows a troop of baboons escaping from the the Texas Biomedical Research Institute, evidently the birth place of The Planet of the Apes. The damn dirty apes rolled a 55gal drum to the side of their enclosure, enabling them to briefly climb to freedom.

Surprisingly no one in this open carry state shot down the apes, instead some vertical cellphone video was captured. Read the rest