law Judge rules elephants can't pursue release from zoo because "an elephant is not a person" Allan Rose Hill
theft Jailbird MAGA sheriff sobs as he's caged for 15 years — luxury car collection seized Ellsworth Toohey
Tom The Dancing Bug Tom the Dancing Bug – News of the Times: Another U.S. School Hit by Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Ruben Bolling
donald trump Hilarious Trump parody: MAGA worshipper's delusional tribute seems too real Ellsworth Toohey
real estate The developer who mistakenly built a house in the wrong place claims to be the real victim Jason Weisberger
sexual abuse Taxpayers to cover $138.7 million bill for FBI's negligence in Nassar sex abuse case Mark Frauenfelder
politics Media Matters publishes useful guide to Project 2025, the extreme right-wing agenda that "represents a threat to democracy, civil rights, the climate, and more" Jennifer Sandlin
Big Lie promoters Mike Johnson, in way over his head, is no longer blurring faces of J6 rioters Carla Sinclair
Republicans Sen. Mitch McConnell makes long-overdue announcement: he's finally stepping down (video) Carla Sinclair
Coyote Vs. Acme: Warner Brothers just killed a full-length animated film to avoid paying taxes Grant St. Clair
maga MAGA Congressman accuses DOJ of "protecting" Hunter Biden with felony charges (video) Mark Frauenfelder