rap The early gospel quartet that influenced rap Rusty Blazenhoff

musk Elon Musk seems to think he is Michael Scott from "The Office" Jason Weisberger

parody Twitter Blue subscribers will be able to hide their checkmarks to avoid shaming and mockery Mark Frauenfelder

scapegoats MAGA man falsely accused of instigating Jan. 6 attack demands that Tucker Carlson formally apologize Carla Sinclair

Donald Trump calls for violence with a baseball bat against Manhattan DA Carla Sinclair

music "Space Karen" – a song about getting fired at Twitter Mark Frauenfelder

colbert "Tooning out the News" covers CPAC 2023 Jason Weisberger

dum, Florida principal fired after parents of sixth graders complained Michelangelo's David statue is "pornographic" David Pescovitz

How wuude! The Mandalorian's big reveal: Jar Jar Jedi Jason Weisberger

emergency landings Southwest captain fell severely ill during flight, so a pilot from another airline stepped in Carla Sinclair

tabloids Aliens built the Pyramids and monitor Earth, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

fascism Kari Lake threatens to burn down Maricopa County in desperate bid to overturn election Mark Frauenfelder

cars Don't park your Hyundai or Kia SUV inside or it could burn down the building David Pescovitz

new york city Five kids got lost (and then found) exploring New York City's sewer system David Pescovitz

"not trans people writ large" Asking for a "correction" JK Rowling podcast's PR firm mistakenly confirms her transphobia Jason Weisberger

book bans American Library Association reports book banning at an all-time high Jason Weisberger

maga Jordan Klepper talks to the pathetic few who showed up for Trump Jason Weisberger

mistakes Australians warned not to touch or even approach the poisonous Dendrocnide moroides trees there Rob Beschizza

pollution Residents distrust Boring Company's plan to dump wastewater in a river Jason Weisberger

politics Book bans hit record high, overwhelmingly targeting titles by or about queer or Black people Rob Beschizza