Thorin is a ragdoll kitteh who might have the world's longest cat tongue if such things are documented. Imagine that sandpaper tongue waking you up in the morning.

There's an Instagram of Thorin and friends:

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When you're on a diet and you see that triple-choclate-chip-cookie 🙀😻🙊 #catsofinstagram #kawaii #neko #chat #gato #kitten #kittens #katter #kattunge #katt #dailyfluff #blueeyes #ragdoll #katze #lovekittens #purrfect #furbaby #instakitty #instagood #instapet #catlovers #instacats #pet #pets #pamperedcats #kittylookbook

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Ready to give kisses 😘😘😘 #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #kattunge #dailyfluff #bestanimal #excellent_cats #weeklyfluff #cat #cats #kitten #kawaii #catswiththeirtonguesout #neko #katt #bestmeow #9gag #weeklyfluff #고양이#igcutest_animals #cat_features #cutepetclub #fluffypack #猫#katter #katt #bestcats_oftheworld #theweekoninstagram #thedailykitten #猫 #子猫 #人肌恋しい #ねこ #ネコ

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Long-tongue-thorin at it's best 😛😜 #catsofinstagram #kawaii #neko #chat #gato #kitten #kittens #katter #kattunge #katt #dailyfluff #blueeyes #ragdoll #katze #lovekittens #purrfect #furbaby #instakitty #instagood #instapet #catlovers #instacats #pet #pets #pamperedcats #kittylookbooke

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Long-Tongue-Thorin is back 😄

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Derp- Tongue out tuesday 😉

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Press this plush Christmas elf's foot and its tongue starts vibrating, quite suggestively.

The Sun reports:

The £10 toy has been flying off the shelves at Asda stores across the country with sales reaching a climax even though there is still more than a month to go to the big day.

Punters have to press a button in its foot to make its hands move away from its face as it wiggles its tongue at high speed and shouts: "Merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas," indeed.

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My friend Jared Hirsch spotted this at a local Bay Area toy store and wasted no time sending me the photographic evidence of its existence.

This KISS inflatable tongue is, naturally, fashioned after Gene Simmons' crazy long tongue and is touted to inflate to "3 times its original size!"

According to the KISS Museum, an online KISS retail store, "The 'inflatable' feature isn't to make the tongue larger so much as to make it move and twitch as if it were your own. Practice makes perfect!" Alrighty then.

In any event, you'll certainly get more for your money with this KISS toy than you would with their "air guitar strings."

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