vampires Check your fear and get in gear — the VAN-PIRES are here! Thom Dunn

amazon Amazon argues in court that "guaranteed delivery" doesn't really mean "guaranteed delivery" Mark Frauenfelder

art The Society of Illustrators' Original Art Exhibition launches with Lifetime Achievement Awards to William Joyce and Dahlov Ipcar Ruben Bolling

cows If you suffer from cute aggression, a cow might be your pet of choice Jennifer Sandlin

drugs Middle-school teacher arrested for allegedly hiding meth in her hair scrunchie during school's "family fun night" David Pescovitz

politics NYT Opinion columnist David Brooks issues a mea culpa after spending $50 on a glass of whiskey while decrying the "terrible economy" Jennifer Sandlin

NASA NASA released its UFO report and now has a director of UFO research David Pescovitz

video Candidate Ramaswamy's "TRUTH" banner comes crashing down on his head (video) Mark Frauenfelder

drugs Fentanyl and heroin vaccine ready for human trials David Pescovitz

powerpoint What corporate presentations were like before PowerPoint Thom Dunn

Entertainment Watch Roddy McDowall's home movies of a morning in the filming of Planet of the Apes Ruben Bolling

Georgia lawyer off to jail for his part in Capitol Hill riot Rob Beschizza

nyc New York City will begin charging up to $23 to drive a car in lower Manhattan, trucks up to $82 Mark Frauenfelder

fraudsters Elizabeth Holmes says she won't be able to pay $250 a month in restitution once she gets out of prison Mark Frauenfelder

elizabeth holmes "Twitchy" inmate Elizabeth Holmes spends visitation with husband and parents crying Mark Frauenfelder

RIP "Girl From Ipanema" singer Astrud Gilberto dies at age 83 Carla Sinclair

meat Will wiping your anus with toilet paper disrupt your hormones? Jennifer Sandlin

trailers Check out the brutal trailer for the new martial arts flick Farang Devin Nealy

boots The history of Doc Martens iconic boots and why they now suck Jason Weisberger

theranos Elizabeth Holmes loses bid to avoid prison and ordered to pay $425 million to her fraud victims Mark Frauenfelder