Just look at this awesome banana bunker.


49 Responses to “Just look at this awesome banana bunker.”

  1. JoshP says:

    *insert choking on banana comment here*

    @16 omgomglolomg pronounced a resplendent Churhillian guffaw, if you please.

    I wonder if they come in a size for cut bananas… I notice that these seem to be, well more for the less circumspect varities…hmmm.

  2. jaytkay says:

    Has nobody brought back the Atheist’s Nightmare yet?

    Ha ha! “Is that a banana in your hand, or are you just glad to see me?”

  3. Anonymous says:

    A lot cheaper to buy them from the source:


    But, if you want to support MOMA, perhaps the higher price is worth it.

  4. Gal_n_AL says:

    The ad on their site reads, “Pamper your banana…” my inner-12 year old can’t stop snickering….!

  5. HatOfEdshu says:

    If God designed the banana, then the Banana Bunker must have been designed by … Super God!

  6. Anonymous says:

    all the sexual innuendo i was gonna post has been covered tenfold already, so I’ll just leave this here:

    you’re welcome.

  7. jere7my says:

    So, after I slice half a banana on my cereal, how should I store the remaining half until the next morning? I put it in a baggie to protect it from fruit flies, but the exposed end always turns brown and slimy within 24 hours. If someone sold a dildo to solve that problem, I’d buy it.

  8. Jewels Vern says:

    Uh, that’s not what it looks like!

  9. DeWynken says:

    It’s..it’s..uh…a..ROCKET SHIP!

    *squeals of joy from the children*

  10. notthemessiah says:

    jere7my – something like this perhaps?


    • jere7my says:

      notthemessiah, I now suspect you are the messiah! (Further evidence: “Only the true messiah would deny his divinity!” —Python) What a brilliant little gizmo.

  11. jeffallen says:

    I looked at it. Now I just want a banana.

  12. jonobo says:

    I own this tingy – and – it’s useless.

    Bananas are packed quite good by nature.

    Not all Bananas fit in the Banana-Bunker.

    It still wastes space in your bag even if the banana is long gone.


    Anybody wanna have it? Pick it up for free in Berlin :D

  13. milovoo says:

    Is this legal in Alabama?

  14. robcat2075 says:

    Does anything say “Age of Excess” like a $12 case to protect a 20¢ banana?

    Well, ok, there was the Iraq war. But besides that?

    • djn says:

      Well, it should be good for far more than one 20¢ banana. If it’s reasonably sturdy and you bring a banana to work most working days of the year, you’d end up spending more on bananas than on banana conveyance devices. ;)

  15. Anonymous says:

    The “cleverly designed Banana Bunker”

    I forgot “cleverly” was a way of describing things to catch out the filthy minded (me!) among us.

  16. elk says:

    At first glance I was 100% sure this was a dual-purpose dildo fruit saver. Really.

    And budda bing! So it is!

    Can I see the kitchen show demo now? (with a gal, preferably, thank you)

  17. grphiw says:

    And yet I get get over the whole Freudian vibe that emanates from this thing…

  18. scaught says:

    oh my.

  19. johnnyaction says:

    Sometimes a banana holder is just a banana holder..

    Now if it was a banana hammock…

  20. warreno says:

    Pfft. Lousy design. They forgot the G-spot stimulator.

  21. Anonymous says:

    One size fits all.

  22. Xopher says:

    Other uses do suggest themselves, don’t they?

  23. InsertFingerHere says:

    I would pack this in my kid’s lunch and see what happens.

  24. Architexas says:

    Cucumber-shmoocumber. In the future, every woman will have a banana bunker in her home (wink-wink).

  25. erindipity says:


  26. Gloria says:

    I’m looking. Do I win something?

  27. Generic_Humanoid_Carbon_Unit says:

    It’s all shades of “ouch!!!”

  28. Keneke says:

    What would be really cool is if it were painted with white elephants.

  29. mechko says:

    I got one. Now…

    What is it used for?




  30. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Wait til you see the gerbil holder.

  31. Mobius says:

    I own an on-line sex toy business in New Zealand. It looks like I should stock this, and maybe feature it on the front page…

  32. Anonymous says:

    What would happen is that your kid wouldn’t come out of the bathroom for a long time.

  33. mauser319 says:

    As one who’s actually purchased this for a loved one a couple years ago, I can speak both to its merit as a noble protector of precious snacks and to its unavoidable phallic presence. Well worth the gag-factor if there are any banana lovers in your life.

  34. RedShirt77 says:

    Its hard to look away.

  35. ihaveseenenough says:

    Has nobody brought back the Atheist’s Nightmare yet? It’s always classic.


  36. the r kelly says:

    I could actually use this. It would be very convenient to throw a banan in my backpack and not end up with smushed banan all over everything.

  37. Anonymous says:

    Good news on the alternative uses front, it’s dishwasher safe!

  38. Mark Crummett says:

    It’s a mulit-tasker. Alton Brown would approve.

  39. Anonymous says:

    anybody ever seen the toothbrush holder the broward sheriff’s office sells to women and men detainees? it looks similar.

  40. jordawesome says:

    Ribbed for Ray Comfort’s displeasure.

  41. WaylonWillie says:

    i don’t get it. where do the batteries go?

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