Alleged — and very funny — resignation letter from a sysadmin at an educational institution to his supervisor.
* I have all the passwords to every account on the system and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favourably by the administrators.
* When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your mother's birthday", you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them, like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice to say, I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in a safe place, pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation (try to use the spell check please: I hate having to correct your mistakes).
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