The Modern Humorist's glossary of

The Modern Humorist's glossary of alternate definitions for the Potterjargon that today's kooky kids can't stop spouting.

Quidditch: A hole in the ground in which to put your quid.

You-Know-Who: You know who it is. Don't kid yourself. It's Warwick Davis, diminutive star of "Willow" and "Leprechaun"!

Azkaban: Country that borders Pakistan and Uzbekistan.

Hufflepuff: Star of the classic Sid and Marty Krofft show "H.R. Hufflepuff." Still loved by Gen-Xers who assume that the name is a reference to "huffing" inhalants.

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