Dave Barry's annual Xmas guide is a doozy this year!
There is a certain kind of man who wears a certain kind of "look" — a look that makes the fashion statement: "I frankly cannot get over what a studly hunk of beefcake I am." We are talking about your "swinger," your "Mac daddy," your charter Maxim subscriber, your "Love Cruise" contestant, your "cool cat" who is always "on the prowl" for babe-a-licious females.
If you have such a male on your holiday gift list, you will want to give him these unique apparel items from the collection of International Male. He is sure to "shine" in the shirt-and-tie ensemble, consisting of a gold shirt, tastefully accessorized by a gold tie, both of which appear to be fabricated from genuine party-balloon-grade Mylar. This ensemble literally reeks of "class," and is bound to catch the eye of that "special lady," possibly damaging her retinas.
