Here's some extremely surreal Usenet spam:
So you like to comprehend a computer housemaid ?
Do you like to own a blue soldier ?
Today , SHIELD gives you the answer .
SHIELD is a computerize gas kitchen which is controlled
automatically and intelligently. It is a world wide
invention , is a new generation of the gas kitchen..
What is the benefits that SHIELD brings to us ? Firstly
, it will relieve you out of the kitchen ,you shouldn't
be in when you cook the food .Second ,it solved the
problem that the food would be burned ,the soup be out
and the gas be leaked .And it will make your family
safer and healthier .Do you want to understand much more
merits about SHIELD?
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(Thanks, Stefan!)
