The Toronto Star asks us

The Toronto Star asks us to pity Mayor Mel "The Chimp" Lastman's poor handlers, who are charged with the Herculean task of babysitting the city's infantile, grandstanding, wick-dipping, lying, evil troll of a mayor, 24/7, lest he go off and befriend more mass-murdering heroin runners in full glare of the cameras' lights. LinkDiscuss (Thanks, Amanda!)