"My Flamboyant Grandson," a new sf short story by George "Civilwarland in Bad Decline" Saunders in the current New Yorker.
Then one day I had a revelation. If the lad likes to sing and dance, I thought, why not expose him to the finest singing and dancing there is? So I called 1-800-CULTURE, got our Promissory Voucher in the mail, and on Teddy's birthday we took the train down to New York.