Want a cheap apartment in

Want a cheap apartment in San Francisco's precious Noe Valley? Want a boyfriend? This guy can supply both!

I decided this place was feeling just too big so I thought I would look for a roommate and then I remembered that I was looking for a girlfriend too so why don't I just throw all my eggs in one basket and go for the whole Shibang. Kittenkaboodle. Ball of wax. Whatever. This might sound nuts but I bet there is some lovely woman out there saying to herself, " GOD I wish I could find a good man… with a full size refrigerator and new tile in the bathroom."

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