Great tongue in cheek English-to-[Spanish|French|German] phrasebook.
Sightseeing
What a stench.
Is this the way to Red Square?
Where can I find the dissidents?
Is that Notre Dame or the Louvre?
Back home we'd call this a village.
Your country has such lovely dirt.
I don't suppose there's anything but churches here.
I bet those machine guns are fake.
Are all of your jails this filthy?
Yessir, you folks certainly have made a mess of this country.
You wouldn't have these ghettos if you people were willing to work.
Could I see some merchandise that the rats haven't found?
It's nothing compared to our shopping centers.
Thanks, Pat!
