I'm no baseball fan, but what Happy Mutant wouldn't be endlessly fascinated by the squabbling of Ted Williams's children over whether or not his remains will be cryogenically preserved?
"My father's body was put on a plane yesterday with people from Alcor," Ferrell said, referring to Alcor Life Extension Foundation, a provider of cryonics services.
"My father's body was picked up yesterday, transported to Ocala and he was accompanied by a Mr. David Hayes of Alcor to Scottsdale. All I know is that," Ferrell said. "I'm imagining they were trying to keep it quiet.
"I will rescue my father's body. Me and my attorney are working on that," she said.