A 1-800-LAWYER has set up a site where people can pre-emptively sign up to sue Dean Kamen for the inevitable Segway-related accidents.
The USAILC is a successful corporate law firm preparing to specialize in another area. We expect to be at the forefront of suits featuring the invention widely known as "It."
For those unfamiliar with the subject, "It" is for all purposes an extremely expensive high-tech scooter. However, this contraption has been foolishly hyped as an all- purpose vehicle that will revolutionize global transportation.
"It" is officially named the Segway HT and is being released by a privately-held company named DEKA.
Get ready to Sue-It!