Fuzz is an average guy, with his own action figure. When do I get my own action figure?
Hey, I'm Fuzz. I'm 21 years old, I live with my parents and I have my own action figure. Yes, I'm a real person and no, you can't have my autograph.
Unlike your average action figure, I wasn't dreamt up by some overpaid corporate drones out to make a buck off the kids. I don't have an advertising campaign, I don't have a TV series and I certainly don't have any "superpowers." I'm just a regular guy, with a catchy nickname and an unpredictable hairdo. One night, while I was in my room, sipping a vodka martini and listening to the Brazil soundtrack, I said to myself: "You deserve an action figure just as much as some hyped-up fictitious superhero." Of course, it was the vodka talking… but it was good vodka.
