God lashes out

Aggravated with banal roadsigns that purport to represent His PoV like these:

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-God

C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not…" didn't you understand?
-God

We need to talk.
-God

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
-God

God has created a site with his own responses:

I never said, "Thou shalt not think."
—God

Okay, you've got multiplying down. Now let's try replenishing for a while.
—God

I don't care who started it. Just stop it.
—God

If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.
—God

Link

Discuss

(Thanks, Bill!)