Aggravated with banal roadsigns that purport to represent His PoV like these:
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-GodC'mon over and bring the kids.
-GodWhat part of "Thou Shalt Not…" didn't you understand?
-GodWe need to talk.
-GodKeep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
-God
God has created a site with his own responses:
I never said, "Thou shalt not think."
—GodOkay, you've got multiplying down. Now let's try replenishing for a while.
—GodI don't care who started it. Just stop it.
—GodIf you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.
—God
(Thanks, Bill!)