NewZoid generates fake news-headlines:
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Miss Universe Calling For Isidore
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Rumsfeld Suggests Aspirin Reduces Alzheimer's Risk
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Editorial Attacks Computer System
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Stressed Out? Just Call For New TV Show
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Gore To Hear About It
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Nurses To Be Given Their Own Passports On Iraq Action
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US Arraigned In Fighting Slavery
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Lisa Riley Lines Below Chaos Above
(Thanks, Daniel!)