Congress to get electrical mail delivery service

Since the thraxpanik, all Congressional mail has gone through irradiation before delivery, slowing mail between contituents and their lawmakers. Now, House Administration Committee Chairman Bob Ney is proposing that all mail be scanned, and then forwarded electronically to congresscritters to cut down on delivery time. You know, straight-up email would sure speed things along — this is like Congress proposing that mail be delivered by steam-driven pneumatic systems.

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