Sun's dumbass trademark policy

Sun has an unbelievably stupid trademark policy that they somehow believe applies to "all Sun organizations worldwide and to Sun resellers, developers, customers, advertising agencies, consultants, professional writers and editors, licensees and other third parties making reference to Sun trademarks"

WRONG (possessives)
"Service providers admire the Sun Fire's features"
RIGHT
"Service providers admire the features of the Sun Fire servers"

WRONG (plurals)
"We bought fifty new Sun Rays"
RIGHT
"We bought fifty new Sun Ray appliances"

WRONG (verbs)
"I Java-tized my applications."
RIGHT
"I improved my applications with Java technology."

WRONG (puns)
"Let the Sun shine in your datacenter!"
RIGHT
"Bring Sun servers into your datacenter and make your net work."

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(via NTK)