Abbott and Costello Go To The Porn Shop

The Smoking Gun provides us with a 1958 FBI memo revealing that Bud Abbott was quite the porn aficionado, counting 1,500 movie reels in his collection. Of course, any films confiscated during a potential raid on a shady party Abbott was allegedly planning were to have been "submitted to the FBI Lab for examination and comparison purposes." I can hear the agents' conversation now: Who's on Top? No, Who is on the bottom! Link (Thanks, Vann!)