I dunno if SPC Schwarz actually did all the things on the list of "The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army," but reading the list is amusing enough to have evoked several louder-than-approriate laughs from me.
# Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack.
# Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it's true.
# Never confuse a Dutch soldier for a French one.
# Never tell a German soldier that 'We kicked your ass in World War 2!'
# Don't tell Princess Di jokes in front of the paras (British Airborne).
# Don't take the batteries out of the other soldiers alarm clocks (Even if they do hit snooze about forty times).
# The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.
(via AccordionGuy)
