Gizmodo on automated circumcision device

Gizmodo has posted a screamingly funny review/commentary of a new automated circumcision device:

I'm a penis slicer luddite, I know, but no, for real, no. So why do the people that make SmartKlamp think that — when I wouldn't let a robot, which can maneuver with mathematical precision, touch me — I would use a Bris-O-Matic on my or my progeny's spurters? Is there a market need here? Are scapel-wielding doctors and rabbis not fast enough to get the job done? Is there a worldwide circumcision shortage?

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