Merlin Mann is an amazingly funny guy. I've mentioned his "5ives" site here before — it's where he keeps very, very funny lists of five things. I found myself needing a chuckle this morning so I revisited 5ives and by the time I got to this entry, I was actually laughing aloud:
Five things I'll be doing while you're at Burning Man
1. carefully stewarding my pallor
2. repeatedly watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on the TiVo
3. defecating indoors–copiously, often, and without queueing
4. not tongue-kissing a sweaty Java programmer in clown makeup named "Shanti"
5. wearing clothes–lots and lots of square, capitalist, heinous-body-covering clothes
