Stuffo sought out the A-Team in the Los Angeles underground, er, I mean L.A.'s craigslist. The ad and a few of the responses are pretty funny.
Assistance Wanted.You can call me Amy. I'm a reporter for a prominent Los Angeles newspaper. My friend was kidnapped last month while we were working on a story on drug-runners in Mexico. The authorities have given me the run-around. In short, I have a problem, and no one else can help. Can I hire you?
I'm looking for a crew of approximately four — a pilot, a veteran with leadership qualities, a bouncer-type who knows his way around a welding torch, and a face-man. Crack commando experience a plus. Own van and car a plus. Access to cropduster a definite plus.
Link (via MetaFilter)
