Here's a Something Awful competition to come up with realistic punchlines to old, generally offensive jokes:
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.
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