Now you can buy a time machine off the Internet just like Uncle Rico did in Napoleon Dynamite. Currently at $75 with only two days to go. From the eBay listing:
Your friends will TOTALLY TRIP when they walk in see this sitting on YOUR table!! And they can not go out and buy one. This is a SWEET ONE-OF-A-KIND nearly exact replica! Complete with T-Handle, Headpiece, and One LARGE Crystal INCLUDED for Maximum Time-Travelazation.* The analog year counter is even STUCK on 1982!
Link (Thanks, Gabe Adiv!)
