Piercers' horror stories

This cluster of BMEZine articles features icky horror stories told by body piercers about their clients: The Customer is Always Perverted, The Customer is Always Suicidal, The Customer is Always Stinky tell stories of piercing clients who got off on getting pierced, piercing customers who showed up after attempting incredibly dangerous home piercings, and piercing clients who showed up with their to-be-pierced bits reeking of illness and poor hygiene. These are not stories you want to read over breakfast.

Some genius got scratched by his cat. The cat's claw hooked into his earlobe and went halfway through. He pulled the cat's claw out, thought to himself, "wow, I want an ear piercing right now," and pushed an old earring stud the rest of the way through the open wound. That's right, he let his cat pierce him. How tragically hip.

(via JWZ)