A wonderful mashup of Dr Seuss and Star Trek: The Next Generation:
Data: May I suggest a course to take?
We could, I think, quite safely make
Extinguishers from tractor beams
And stop the fire, or so it seems…Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day!
Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much.
You've saved our lives, our ship, and such.Troi: We still must save the Indran planet —
Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite…
Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist.
We understand — we get your gist.
But can we get our ship to go?
Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so.
(Thanks, Bonnie!)
