Monochrom's Johannes has written a funny short-short story mashing up HP Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos with the infamous Internet-gross-out image, Goatse, whihc shows a man holding his bottom apart to a prodigious degree.
Out of the black void of the bloated net I received a hideous JPEG attachment, a single glimpse of forbidden eons which chills me when I think of it and maddens me when I dream of it. That glimpse, like all dread glimpses of truth, flashed out from this godless email I received. If I live, I shall never knowingly supply a link in so hideous a thing.
(Thanks, Johannes!)
