J Robert Lennon has composed a passable short story using only words found in Dr Seuss's The Cat in the Hat:
My mother was gone. It was a bump on her head, a big bump. I did not know; mother did not tell me. When she did, I fell. "No," I said. "No, not you! Do not go!" But there was no way. She sank fast, that was good. I let her go.
Then one day I saw Sally. We went out for fish. I had cat fish; Sally had something funny, with a big tail.
"What is that thing?" I said.
"This?" A bite. "Fish!"
A shake of the head. "No."
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