Susannah Breslin is a guestblogger on Boing Boing. She is a freelance journalist who blogs at Reverse Cowgirl and is at work on a novel set in the adult movie industry.
Yes, you would. Of course you would!
Just because you didn't make it to today's moving tribute to everyone's favoritest King of Pop, it doesn't mean you can't comfort yourself by living as close as, well, you can to his star on the Walk of Fame. Sure, it's a sad consolation prize, but it's something … Isn't it?
Thanks to Craigslist, you can rent a one-bedroom MJ "memorial," uh, suite for dollars a day: "$90 / 1br – Michael Jackson memorial – 1 bedroom apt in Hollywood."
"Walk to Michael's Star on Hollywood Blvd. just a few blocks away," the landlord touts. I say go for it.