"Lost a window to the riot, didn't lose an opportunity," writes Memphis resident Tagawat on r/Memphis.
(Thanks, Jeff Cross!) Read the rest
Smashed window in Memphis brilliantly labeled as artwork
"In lieu of flowers, please pay someone's open bar tab"
"In lieu of flowers, please pay someone's open bar tab." That's the request to those mourning the loss of one Randall Jacobs of Phoenix, Arizona, who died at age 65. According to his obituary, RJ, aka Uncle Bunky, "told his last joke, which cannot be printed here, on May 4th, 2020." He sounds like a real character and will be greatly missed by those who knew him. From Legacy.com:
When the end drew near, he left us with a final Bunkyism: "I'm ready for the dirt nap, but you can't leave the party if you can't find the door."
He found the door, but the party will never be the same without him.
In lieu of flowers, please pay someone's open bar tab, smoke a bowl, and fearlessly carve out some fresh lines through the trees on the gnarliest side of the mountain.
(via Fark) Read the rest
MasterClass: Your dad teaches loading the dishwasher
Learn from the world's best.
Written and directed by Kathleen Cameron; starring Jim Cameron; original music by Bensound.com.
And now, a coronavirus message from Soviet Unterzoegersdorf
What do we have here? Why, it's the 73rd Communique of the CPSUZOeD (May 2020), a rare video release from Soviet Unterzoegersdorf, with an important message about the coronavirus pandemic. Read the rest
"Clone Machine" to easily sneak away from a Zoom meeting
This is easily done yourself, but it was smart of Coors Light (and their creative agency) to create a one-click "Clone Machine" that captures and loops 30 seconds of video of you smiling and nodding along as if you're paying attention on a Zoom meeting. Read the rest
Watch this incredible (and disturbing) baby Trump deepfake
OMG pic.twitter.com/S3Y2mpnDYd
— Greg Hogben (@MyDaughtersArmy) May 12, 2020
As a wise man once said, it's funny cause it's true.
See below for the full clip from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Read the restNow THIS video has been doctored... @RealDonaldTrump #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse #StayHome @DrFakenstein pic.twitter.com/ue10HBjmj9
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) May 12, 2020
Automatic swear machine
An ingenious and practical invention shared by IMGURian @GuzziGuy. Read the rest
Exquisite crochet Dalek
IMGURian @zikikki1 does wonderful “nerdy crochet,” and this Doctor Who 'dalek' is a fantastic example of their work. Read the rest
Discarded gloves on the ground, a new coronavirus pet peeve of many
“So many idiots.”
A 'Spaceballs' cosplay of greatness
“I'm my own best friend,” she says. Read the rest
Busted: 5-year-old driving car on Utah freeway
Utah Highway Patrol reports on an interesting traffic stop. Read the rest
Watch the best news bloopers of the month, COVID-19 edition!
Keep fucking that chicken! Read the rest
At this Taiwan nightclub, they bring your bottles as the Ghanaian Pallbearers
The Ghanaian Pallbearer meme strikes again. Meet the Luxyboyz, a dance troupe from Taipei that incorporates hiphop and online pop culture stuff into their work. Read the rest
'I will never lie to you,' Trump's new Press Sec. Kayleigh McEnany lies [VIDEO]
“I will never lie to you. You have my word on that.”
Trump toady Kayleigh McEnany said this to Associated Press reporter Jill Colvin, during McEnany's first press briefing as press secretary on Friday Read the rest
Grim Reaper visits Florida beaches as Gov. DeSantis lifts COVID-19 restrictions
Well, looks like the reopening of Florida is going great, just great today. Read the rest
'Otter Destruction,' funny little real life doodle
This is good. Read the rest
Watch Fred Armisen imitate every North American accent
If his comedy career fizzles, Fred Armisen could be a great dialect coach.
