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Kotaro and Hana are rambunctious small-clawed otters that are very curious about their human's popcorn machine. In fact, they're so excited, touching and jumping on and sticking their heads into the machine, that the human has to hold it away from the table while getting the popcorn started. But then, as soon as the corn… READ THE REST

Whoever said there are no bad questions never watched a White House press briefing. But with Press Secretary Jen Psaki there are always good answers. And today she outdid herself, answering not one but two asinine questions with snappy one-liners that couldn't be any more concise. And, at least with the first example, any more… READ THE REST

A 34-year-old naked man broke into a Bel Air, California house on Thursday, swam in the pool, put on some shorts he found, and killed a couple of pet parakeets, all while the oblivious homeowner was upstairs. It was his wife who noticed on her phone that an uninvited stranger was in their backyard. She… READ THE REST

You may not have heard about it, but earlier this month, America took another important step toward restoring life to normalcy in our post-COVID world: Sam's Club announced samples were back. Look, it might not seem like a huge milestone, but nobody can deny that noshing on a bite of a new cold cut variety… READ THE REST

For all their everything-ness, there are still some areas where even the great and powerful Amazon isn't all that. Sure, you can find just about any physical item being sold in the depths of Amazon product pages somewhere, but when it comes to software and apps, well, that's an area where the eCommerce giant mostly steers… READ THE REST

There's only so much squinting you can do at a tiny smartphone screen before you start wondering why we ever thought it was a good idea to build devices so small in the first place. Sure, portability is a plus, but when you're trying to watch videos on your phone, that itty-bitty baby screen won't… READ THE REST