John's Phones sell no-frills mobile phones that send and receive calls and pretty much nothing else (though there's a place to keep your pen). Warren Ellis likens it to a phone from minimalist Japanese housewares/clothing company Muji.
Finally a separate unit with no frills and conditions. A simlock free phone with large keys, an address book, a pen and over three weeks time standby… John's Phone is simple and easy for young, old, holiday, grandfathers, grandmothers, athletes, national and international business traffic.
(via Warren Ellis)