The Internet: It's gotta be evil. It's just gotta be.

The Atlantic turned its first profit in at least a decade, largely thanks to embracing the Internet. The owner of longtime rival magazine Harpers—who hates the Internet with burning fire of 10,000 suns and is, thus, not at all likely to be biased in his assessment of Internet-based business plans—reportedly told his staffers that he thinks The Atlantic is lying.