This grand piano mysteriously turned up on a sandbar in Miami's Biscayne Bay, about 600 feet from shore. I wonder if it will be used for a performance of John Cage's "4′33". From the AP:
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman Jorge Pino says the agency is not responsible for moving such items. And, he adds, unless it becomes a navigational hazard, the U.S. Coast Guard won't get involved.
"Grand piano found on sandbar in Miami bay" (Thanks, Lindsay Tiemeyer!)