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Japanese PhD student forced to leave U.S. because another person caught too many fish at a church outing
Rejoice, America! The dog-killing DHS head Kristi Noem has finally nabbed that most dangerous of criminals: a Japanese Mormon computer science nerd who was near someone who was extra good… READ THE REST
Masked "federal agents" abduct Tufts student (video)
Tufts University graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a Turkish national, was abducted by masked plainclothes federal agents near her off-campus apartment building in Somerville, Massachusetts. In a letter to the Tufts… READ THE REST
Utah Rep says Nazi flags are fine for schoolkids, rainbow flags too scary
Utah Rep. Trevor Lee is just trying to protect innocent children from the horror of rainbow flags, while preserving their right to display Nazi flags in school. Lee's masterpiece of… READ THE REST
Drift off to sleep peacefully with these $26 earbuds made for bedtime
TL;DR: If you're sick of counting sheep, try out the SleepEEZ Mini Noise-Blocking True Wireless Earbuds to help you get some rest. They're now only $25.99 (reg. $34) for a limited time. Why… READ THE REST
Get outside with this bundle of two 4K drones for just $140
TL;DR: Pick up drone photography with two 4K drones, the Ninja Dragon Phantom Eagle PRO 4K and the Ninja Dragon Blade K Drone, now just $139.99 (reg. $299). Does the warmer… READ THE REST
Microsoft Visual Studio Professional: Premium coding tool for $28
TL;DR: Beginners and advanced coders alike can take advantage of this license to Microsoft Visual Studio Professional 2022 for Windows, now just $27.97 (reg. $499). Like to code? Whether you're a total beginner… READ THE REST
