TOM THE DANCING BUG: Your Handy "Sex-Act Morality Flow Chart"

In yet another weirdly fascinating piece from the folks at MEL Magazine, writer Brian VanHooker spoke with several astrophysicists about the question we've all been pondering: can a time traveler go back in time and literally screw themself? Astrophysicist Heloise Stevance replies that there are two main paradoxes you'd want to worry about. The first… READ THE REST

Late Friday afternoon is the classic hour to release news that you don't want widely reported or read about, and this Friday afternoon Ebay announced that it was banning sex on its platform. I did not until now even know that one could buy sex on eBay, and now it's too late. Among the items… READ THE REST

I mean, wow. Truly inspiring. Sadly, you won't FuckCoin on Coinbase, even after it's gone public. READ THE REST

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We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. In a day and age where we always have hand sanitizer on standby and have normalized the use of no-touch door openers, the same standard of cleanliness should follow you home,… READ THE REST

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