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J.R.R. Tolkien on the intensity of elf sex
Dan Selcke has a fun, short little piece on Winter Is Coming about elf nookie. While the Ring trilogy is about as chaste as it can get, Tolkien did write about elf sex in some of his notes. …His description of elf sex was found among his voluminous notes, some of which were published in… READ THE REST
The royal sex chair of of Edward VII
It's been dubbed Dirty Bertie's Throne, aka the royal sex chair of Albert Edward, Prince of Wales, later King Edward VII of England (1841-1910). Edward…was famous for his outsized lifestyle and enormous appetite for food and women. But when one passion began to interfere with the other, Edward would turn to some elegant engineering to… READ THE REST
Hundreds of NYC residents calling city to complain about noisy "sex mayhem"
According to official New York City records obtained by Patch, there were nearly 300 calls made to the city's 311 hotline in the last twelve months by residents complaining about their neighbors' noisy sex. According to the records, Queens had 103 complaints followed by Manhattan, 66, Brooklyn, 55, the Boogie Down Bronx with 48, and… READ THE REST
This mini fridge is here to make sure your brain food is at the perfect temp
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. It's never too late to get an education, but reteaching yourself to get in the zone while trying to study is super difficult, and an empty stomach never helped anything. While you… READ THE REST
Become an Adobe pro for less than $25 during the Back To Education Sale
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. If you've ever tried to create a visual on a computer — whether it be a video series or a poster or what have you — you know it's not exactly as intuitive… READ THE REST
Stop being P.O.'d by PDFs with a sweet deal on this editing tool
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. Technology is supposed to be awesome and constantly making our lives more convenient, right? Well, if that's the case, then how can some pieces of tech leave us aggravated? Unfortunately, some things that… READ THE REST
