After an obligatory Howard Johnson's roadside dinner in Pennsylvania, Tom suggested that since none of us wanted to see the eastern states, he could continue driving till around 5AM while I slept on the rear seat, after which we'd trade places. I duly passed out in the back, but woke abruptly a couple of hours later, sensing that something was–different. Then I realized that the car wasn't moving.
Heavy rain was hammering the windshield and the roof. "Where the hell are we?" I asked.
"Interstate 80," said Tom.
I peered through the side windows. "But you stopped in the fast lane!"
He gestured at the water pouring down the windshield. "Well, no one can possibly be driving in this."
Tom was a very intelligent person. In fact he wrote a whole book, once, about intelligence. Common sense, however, was another matter. "Get this car onto the shoulder, immediately!" I yelled at him. He muttered and grumbled but did as I asked. Moments later a huge truck roared over the section of asphalt where we had been parked before I woke up.
Platt du Jour: Two Poets, One Chevelle
Previously: Driving off the side of a mountain in Colorado