Intergalactic blowhard Zapp Brannigan reading Trump quotations sounds slightly less ridiculous that Trump saying them. Billy West has a hilarious series of videos where he reads actual Trump statements in Brannigan's voice.
Below are others in the series:
And remember: "Always be around unsuccessful people, because everybody will respect you."
• Zapp Brannigan presents Quotations from Donald J Trump. #1 (YouTube / Helmer Sexy Productions)