"I firmly believe that the crucifixion is not something you can do to yourself simply because you do not have enough hands." Glorious. Thanks Noah!

The Artisans Asylum in Somerville Massachusetts is holding a class called Project Hexapod. Their mission is to build this car-sized two-person hexapod robot and ride it through town in about… Read the rest of the article: Stompy is coming

If you like electronic music, there's a great listening party for Kubbi's new album "Sleet" going on right now. The album drops after the listen through finishes at Kubbi's BandCamp… Read the rest of the article: All the finest blips and bloops: Kubbi's "Sleet" release listening party

The fabulous Emmy Cicierega points out this cautionary tale about wandering in Shia LaBeouf's woods at night. One part comedy, two parts spooky: look out, it might happen to you! Shia LaBeouf… Read the rest of the article: A song about Shia LaBeouf: mass murdering, cannibalistic superstar

Fire up your Javascript engines: we've just added infinite scrolling to Boing Boing. Now when you scroll to the bottom of any index page more posts will automatically load in… Read the rest of the article: Boing Boing… FOREVER

Brandon Boyer gives this the lofty designation of "the funniest 20 seconds of video". Even after repeated viewings, I can't stop laughing. [Video Link]

I think one of them freaked and set the rest of them off, like a field of shrieking land mines. The howling combined with poor old Mr. McFeely trying to… Read the rest of the article: Mr. McFeely's purple panda terrifies children

I've got chills. Listen to it on SoundCloud. Update: W.T. Snacks pointed me to their cover of the Tom Tom Club's Genius of Love, which he used for a spaztastic… Read the rest of the article: SEXY-SYNTHESIZER's electronic remix of Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing" is my new jam

[Video Link] Thanks ClintonD! Check out all the wonderful things people send us over at Submitterator.

Invisible Children co-founder Jason Russell, who was involved in the making of the Kony 2012 video, was detained in San Diego yesterday morning after being found masturbating in public, vandalizing… Read the rest of the article: Invisible Children co-founder detained for vandalizing cars, public masturbation

The TSA has announced a new program rolling out at a few airports that allows selected customers to skip the security lines by checking in at a kiosk and going… Read the rest of the article: TSA Precheck: $100 application fee to skip the song and dance

By George Webber Last year I had 250 business cards printed up with :) printed on them and nothing else. Since then I've been finding handy uses for them: writing… Read the rest of the article: My smiley face business card party game

Over at Submitterator, anelson sends us this surreal video of a child playing with a huge pack of Saint Bernards in a temperate rainforest in British Columbia. I love the… Read the rest of the article: A walk in the woods with 42 Saint Bernards

El Zombre sends us this great video of Apollo 17 astronauts singing a silly song together on the moon surface. I dug in a little, and Wikipedia confirms that this… Read the rest of the article: Apollo 17 astronauts singing on the moon

Thanks Frycook! via Submitterator [Video Link]

This afternoon some friends and I will be playing this new game we really like in Yerba Buena Gardens, and you're welcome to join us. Johann Sebastian Joust is basically… Read the rest of the article: Impromptu to do today in SF: Johann Sebastian Joust in Yerba Buena Gardens

Meet presidential candidate Vermin Supreme, the tyrant you should trust. He's wearing a boot as a hat and he knows what's best for you. If you let him control your… Read the rest of the article: Vermin Supreme: strong teeth for a strong America

Stephen Colbert provides some perspective on the net-wide blackouts yesterday, as well as some alternatives in case the Internet needs to stand up for itself again. Now I've got to… Read the rest of the article: Colbert explains how to deal with Internet censorship protests

Candace Kohl, a well-known meteorite hunter and asteroid specialist with an asteroid named after her, gave me a tour of her home and her collection of meteorites this weekend. I… Read the rest of the article: Meteorological paintings of the Tunguska Event

Flexing, or bone breaking, is a mix of street dancing and contortionist movements mostly specific to Brooklyn. This video in particular is mesmerizing, almost ritualistic with this group of shirtless… Read the rest of the article: "Zilla March": flexing in the New York subways