One should never judge a book by its cover. Take, for instance, that ASMR pet groomer calling herself Girl With The Dogs, who betrays her audience by also occasionally grooming… Read the rest of the article: Watch an ASMR groomer battle an enormous, stubborn cat

To a certain group of chronically online people, the arrival of a new Jenny Nicholson video is akin to some cosmic event, like a comet streaking too close to the… Read the rest of the article: This Twilight ripoff is so bad it became a cult sensation

Have you been missing out on the Pokopia craze because you don't want to sell your organs to afford a Switch 2? Don't worry. What if I told you there's… Read the rest of the article: Tomodachi Life has a demo out now, and I love it so much

As anyone who's taken so much as a brief look at the approximately ten million articles I've written about the Yakuza series, I'm a fan of RGG Studio's Yakuza games.… Read the rest of the article: Stranger Than Heaven looks like a true magnum opus

In case you missed it, JK Rowling's new remake of the classic Harry Potter movies, now in the form of an HBO series, is actually getting made despite Rowling's concerted… Read the rest of the article: No, you really don't need to watch the new Harry Potter

You know, I once said that every single Breaking Bad fan must have a PhD in video editing, given how polished the memes coming out of that fandom are. That seems to… Read the rest of the article: Fan edit makes Dexter say his inner monologue out loud

Disney's 2016 animated feature Moana was, if nothing else, a stunningly gorgeous movie showing off one of the most beautiful parts of the world, all brought together by the most… Read the rest of the article: The live-action Moana trailer looks gray, lifeless, and nipple-free

Every single one of us has had that fantasy, right? You're in a bar, being accosted by some guy who's had a few too many. Beautiful women (or men, or… Read the rest of the article: Living out your Hollywood fantasy by hiring stuntmen to lose a bar fight

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion came out twenty years ago today, and there's a good chance you played it on your Xbox 360, enthralled by the beautiful vistas and unnerving… Read the rest of the article: Happy birthday, Oblivion! Twenty years of beautiful vistas and unnerving potato faces

Yes, I know I boldly declared I was going to pass on Marathon — the new extraction shooter from Halo and Destiny developer Bungie — but I ask you to… Read the rest of the article: I said I'd skip Marathon. I was wrong.

In the scambaiting game — deliberately cooperating with scammers to waste as much of their time as possible — money talks. Even fake money. All you have to do is… Read the rest of the article: Scambaiter hires two fake lawyers to fight each other in court

Nine years. It's been nine years since genuine S-tier actor Michael Mando was teased in the role of delightfully unhinged baddie Scorpion at the end of Spider-Man: Homecoming. I have… Read the rest of the article: Spider-Man: Brand New Day trailer brings back cavalcade of fan-favorite characters

Given how much the Yakuza game series borrows from classic yakuza film, to then turn around and make a film adaptation of that feels a little like a disco-suited snake… Read the rest of the article: Yakuza is getting another live-action adaptation, because the third time has to be the charm

From Software's beautiful-but-punishing precision action masterpiece Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is an amazing game, but it's somewhat incorrectly named: I died literally hundreds of times playing it. That trend has… Read the rest of the article: Brutal gaming masterpiece Sekiro to get anime adaptation

I really, truly thought Starfield was dead in the water. I was wrong. While Starfield may not be a Skyrim-esque decade game that will stand the test of time, Bethesda… Read the rest of the article: Starfield announces surprise expansion to hopefully make the game good (and comes to PS5)

For a long time, I thought there was absolutely nothing one could possibly do to make Starfield worse. I really wish I hadn't been proven wrong. In recent years, DLSS… Read the rest of the article: NVIDIA reveals absolutely laughable AI upscaling for your video games

Bethesda was so concerned with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to consider whether they should. Post-apocalyptic "RPG" Fallout 4 has taken the place of Skyrim as… Read the rest of the article: Trying to beat Fallout 4's terrible Switch port before the battery dies

I don't mean to write about SNL two weeks in a row, but last night's Harry Styles-led show unexpectedly gave us an era-defining piece of satire. I'm not sure what… Read the rest of the article: Saturday Night Live's RFK Jr. hospital satire hits too close

In today's late-capitalist hellscape, there's only one company out there I trust: the Doohickey Corporation. This group of ambitious, go-getting entrepreneurs has, as per their mission statement made it their… Read the rest of the article: The important work of the Doohickey Corporation

If you have any children in your life in literally any capacity, you've probably heard the songs from KPop Demon Hunters — a strong contender for most bluntly descriptive movie… Read the rest of the article: Get ready to keep hearing those songs: KPoDemon Hunters is getting a sequel, of course