DO NOT MATE WITH GENTLE
Human male and bovine-hybrid
female in phase 1 of mating ritual.
As many now realize, aliens are using Earth as a laboratory to develop
DNA sequences vital to their own survival. But few understand how pervasive
and threatening these "experiments" have become.
The dying Pleiadian civilization increasingly requires human genes to
survive. But modern technology on Earth now threatens human, and therefore
alien, survival. Aliens want to eliminate this threat by introducing into
the human population genes derived from cattle, to make humans more docile
and controllable, less ambitious, less aggressive.
Aliens began gathering bovine genetic material in the late Sixties, prompting
initial reports of mysterious cattle mutilations. Using abducted humans,
they developed gene-modified human hybrids characterized by such bovine
traits as passivity, vegetarianism, and long eyelashes. When the hybrids
came of age, they were brainwashed and deployed to urban areas populated
by rootless young misfits whose carelessness, promiscuity, and acceptance
of strange people permit the introduction of a new genetic strain.
Our cities are now filling with these soft & gentle, lazy, young Cow-
People who reveal So Little about their past & yet act So Friendly -- but
Beware, because mating with Cow-People means DEATH to the Sacred Spark of
Humanity and ENSLAVEMENT at the (*6-fingered*) Hands of the Aliens! DON'T
GIVE IN!!!!!!! -- Paul Spinrad
Paul Spinrad (email@example.com)
has written for Re/Search, Adbusters, and Digital Media.
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