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TALIBAN TV GUIDE

MONDAYS:

8:00 – "Husseinfeld"

8:30 – "Mad About Everything"

9:00 – "Suddenly Sanctions"

9:30 – "The Brian Benben bin Laden Show"

10:00 – "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:

8:00 – "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"

8:30 – "The Price is Right If Osama Says Its Right"

9:00 – "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"

9:30 – "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"

10:00 – "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:

8:00 – "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"

8:30 – "When Northern Alliance Attacks"

9:00 – "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"

9.30 – "Just Shoot Everyone"

10:00 – "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:

8:00 – "Matima Loves Chachi"

8:30 – "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"

9:00 – "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"

9:30 – "My Two Baghdads"

10:00 – "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:

8:00 – "Judge Laden"

8:30 – "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"

9:00 – "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"

9:30 – "Akhmeds Creek"

10:00 – "No-witness News"

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